Everything your business needs — pick one, or pick the lot
You don’t need to know what all the words mean. We just put them together on the right pages and — bing, bang, bingo — she runs herself. (That’s how you drive a tank.)
Take one product for a dollar a month, or the whole family network. Free stuff — Legal Lee, games and a joke a day — comes with it. Most folks save $30–$40 a month, guaranteed under $10 a month per user.
Start free — then pick what you want → See the full network 📖 Our 50-Year Report
Do it once. We’ll do it for the next thousand years.
Full run of everything we’ve made — every plan, every tool, every song, book and game — for a dollar a month. Use it to build your own system. Here’s the clever bit: while you’re using it, you’re teaching it — so it learns your job and starts doing it for you.
Whatever you get paid to do, day in and day out — do it with us once, and it keeps getting done, on autopilot, from here on.
People pay thousands for a network of skills like this — over a billion credits’ worth. Yours for a dollar a month. There’s even a system running alongside that puts the right offers in front of you, so what you actually want finds you.
🔍 Try the search — see what we’ve built
We’ve always hated the bullshit and just wanted the job done.
You want it done? It’s done. What more do you want?
In good company
Join the whole system for $1 a month
Your own app and chat, a free joke a day, all the books to read, and you start earning the moment you bring a friend. One dollar a month — and you only pay when you want.
WRITTEN OFF
He spent fifty years proving them wrong.
Here it is — tap what you want
No endless scrolling. Each one opens for more only if you want it.
Written Off — the memoir
What it's about
Colin Niemann's own story — a ward of the State from age six who spent fifty years proving them wrong. The book that started Wake Up Now.
Videos
What's on
Our videos, free to watch — play them right here in our own player, or head to YouTube. New ones added as they land.
Songs of the States
Have a listen
A song for every state — the jobs, the sights, and why you’d want to go. Play them, share them, or watch the video.
Ringtones
How it works
Pick a song, save it to your phone and set it as your ringtone. Your first two are free — after that it’s $1 a month for the lot, and sharing is always free.
She'll Be Right, Mate! — joke book
Have a look
Fifty chapters, two hundred jokes each — every one written fresh and built to be told out loud. The biggest collection of Aussie humour ever put between two covers.
The Big Book of Aussie Laughs — joke book
Have a look
Twenty chapters, a hundred jokes each — dad jokes, tradies, work, family, sport and the pub. Every one lands in ten seconds flat.
The Big Book of Aussie Tucker — cookbook
Have a look
The whole Australian table in one book — the meat pie and the smashed avo, the Sunday roast, the full barbie, and pudding to finish.
She'll Be Right, Chef! — cookbook
Have a look
Starts with how to boil an egg, ends with a celebration ice cream cake — plain language, real supermarket ingredients, no chef talk.
🗺️ See everything we do — the full Site Map
Wake Up Now is Colin's shopfront for the book and the free videos. The rest of the network is linked below — no hard sell.
Everyone does.
It’s a family network — built to be shared, not hoarded. One dollar a month gets you in, and you own your piece of it the same as anyone else.
Dedicated to my sister, and to the old school that had us up until halfway through Year 9. — CJ