A memoir · Colin Niemann
WRITTEN OFF
They wrote him off before he could read.
He spent fifty years proving them wrong.
He spent fifty years proving them wrong.
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From Brekkie to the Barbie—and Everything Between. 500 Classic & Modern Recipes. The whole Australian table in one book — the meat pie and the smashed avo, the Sunday roast and the weeknight chops, the full barbie, Christmas in the heat, the biscuit tin, the slice tray and pudding to finish.
The classics done properly. The new stuff done right.
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500 Easy Aussie Recipes for People Who Reckon They Can't Cook. Starts with how to boil an egg, ends with a celebration ice cream cake — big brekkies, homemade takeaway, one-pot wonders, slow-cooker and air-fryer favourites, barbecue tucker and the Aussie baking classics, all in plain language with real supermarket ingredients.
No chef talk. No fancy gear. No judgement.
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10,000 Jokes — The Ultimate Collection of Aussie Humour. Fifty chapters, two hundred jokes each — the pub, the smoko shed, the servo, the footy, the barbie and the bloke who won't stop talking about his boat. Every joke written fresh for this book, all clean, all built to be told out loud.
The biggest collection of Aussie humour ever stuffed between two covers.
$14.99 ebook
2,000 Jokes From Down Under. Twenty chapters, a hundred jokes each — dad jokes, tradies and tools, work and the boss, family, school, sport, pubs and farming life. Every joke lands in ten seconds flat: read it in the car with the kids, hand it to your nan, take it to work.
You will groan. That's not a bug — in this house we count it.
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A magistrate looked at a six-year-old, called him a compulsive liar, wrote it down, and went to lunch. Between that word and the last page lies one extraordinary Australian life — twenty-two front doors, a wrong form that sent a seventeen-year-old into an adult prison, seventy courtrooms — told by a man who taught himself the law from the wrong end of it and, on the last page, named himself. Every copy also unlocks the Held-Back Chapters. The novel and a print edition are coming soon.
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